This is a funny cat meme-inspired text design that reads simply HOW ABSOLUTE DARE. The slogan evokes the idea of cats looking shocked and disgust.

The funny text slogan of indignation is written in a bold, large, handwritten-style font. How absolute dare is a funny meme caption added to faces of shock, disgust, and indignation. Often attributed to funny cats, dogs, or other family pets, this hilarious slogan design is sure to make everyone laugh upon seeing it.

When you're expecting indignation, you won't face disappointment. And when you're expecting indignation, what better shirt to wear than this funny tee?

How Absolute Dare is shown here on a unisex white t-shirt. You can get this design in other apparel styles and colors, and choose a flattering cut for women or sizing for kids. See more options below, including apparel featuring the text in white on darker items.

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This t-shirt is perfect for cat owners who are happy to own up to carrying a bit of their four-legged friend with them everywhere they go, in the form of cat hair. It's just like glitter in that it gets everywhere!

This funny design used a distressed text style in complementary colors to form the phrase Cat Hair Is My Glitter in all caps. The slogan is accompanied by a cartoon image of a super cool tabby cat wearing a pair of sunglasses.

This is especially funny for cat owners who also enjoy crafting (and actually use real glitter as well)!

Get this top in black as shown, or choose from other dark apparel options. The shirt shown is a unisex cut, but you can also get this in cuts for women or youth.

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Cat Butts on Your Table? Yes Please. These Coasters Are Purrfection.

Bring a dose of cat-titude to your coffee table with this hilarious and charming set of 3 cat butt coasters. Lovingly crafted from braided rope, these woven wonders are equal parts functional and funny — ideal for cat lovers who enjoy sipping in style.

Each coaster features a different cat color and swirl pattern, complete with little legs, ears, and tails pointing proudly upward. Whether you're serving guests or just keeping your morning coffee from leaving rings, these coasters are guaranteed to spark joy (and laughter).

Why You'll Love Them:

• 🧶 Handcrafted Look: Woven braided rope gives each coaster texture and charm

• 😹 Bold & Playful Design: Celebrate the sassiest part of your favorite animal

• ☕ Protects Surfaces: Keeps tables safe from spills, heat, and claw marks (kidding!)

• 🎁 Perfect Gift: Great for cat moms, housewarmings, white elephant parties, or just because

Set down your drink and embrace the cheeky side of feline fandom. These coasters don’t just say “I love cats” — they say it with a wink and a tail in the air.

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This beautiful and functional trivet makes a great gift idea for cat lovers. The cast iron piece is round and has the silhouette of two cats inside. It's especially great for someone who owns two black cats, but any cat lover will appreciate this thoughtful and functional gift.

This durable trivet is made of cast iron. The round trivet has non-scratch covers on its feet to help protect your dining table or counter surface. The trivet will further protect your surfaces from your hot pots and pans by keeping them up and away.

As well as being functional, this beautiful black trivet also doubles as home decor. When not in use, set this trivet up on a shelf or on display on the wall in your dining room, kitchen, or among your other cat collectibles.

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These Cat-Shaped Paper Clips Are Pawsitively Purrfect for Work or Play

Who says office supplies have to be boring? With this pack of 60 colorful cat-shaped paper clips, every to-do list, document, or journal page gets a little extra personality — and a whole lot of feline charm.

Each clip features a cute cat silhouette in vibrant metallic colors like black, orange, green, purple, silver, and red. They’re sturdy enough to hold your papers together and stylish enough to use as bookmarks, planner accessories, or even quirky gifts for the cat-obsessed coworker in your life.

Packaged in a sleek tin, these clips make it easy to stay organized and inspired — whether you're in the office, at school, or curled up on the couch with your planner and a purring lap companion.

Why You’ll Love Them:

• 🐾 60 Pieces: Plenty to share, stash, or scatter in every drawer

• 🌈 Vibrant Colors: A rainbow of options to brighten your desk

• 🐈 Adorable Design: Perfect for cat lovers, stationery addicts, and students

• 🧲 Giftable Tin Box: Keeps them all neatly stored and easy to grab

From classroom to cubicle, these little cats are ready to pounce on your paperwork — and make you smile while they do it.

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Feline Good? You Will With This Purrfect Cat Lover’s Mug

Calling all cat lovers and caffeine enthusiasts — your new favorite mug has arrived. This 16oz ceramic beauty blends botanical charm with feline flair, making every morning a little more pawsitive.

Adorned with sleek black cats surrounded by whimsical floral details, this cat lover mug isn’t just cute — it’s a full-on vibe. Inside the rim, the cheeky phrase “feline good” greets you with every sip, offering the kind of encouragement only a cat-themed pun can deliver.

Whether you're drinking coffee, tea, or treating yourself to a cozy cocoa, this generously sized mug is made for slow sips and feel-good moments.

Why Cat Lovers Adore It:

• ☕ 16oz Capacity: Big enough for those mornings that call for an extra boost

• 🖤 Elegant Black & White Design: Modern, playful, and totally Instagram-worthy

• 😺 Hidden Message: “Feline good” inside the rim — a little surprise just for you

• 🎁 Gift-Ready: Ideal for cat moms, cat dads, and your purrfectly quirky bestie

From early risers to late-night scrollers curled up with their cats, this mug is here to make sure you're always — you guessed it — feline good.

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